The Red Green Show

BY COLEMAN:
Every saturday night @ 10, madsen family members (coleman excluded), sit around the television and watch the red green show, an annoying canadian television show with old grandpa-aged creepers on it. This is what my family is doing right now. We could be playing games or watching a movie, but no....we have to endure this twenty minutes of torture. If someone is within the sound of my cry for help, please help me!!!